Friday, July 29, 2011

Eavesdropped: Failed Negotiations

(Scene: Parking lot, parked mini-van)

Mom: Hannah! Get in NOW!

Kid: Noooooo, I don’t wanna go!

Mom: Hannah! You are gonna get a time-out!

Kid: NOOOOO!

Mom: I’m gonna count to three! One...

Kid: ...

Mom: One...

Kid: ...

Mom: ONE...

Kid: ...

Mom: If you get in I will get you ice cream.

Kid: With sprinkles?


~Patti




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